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Life Happens Blowjobs Help T-Shirt - Funny Adult Humor Tee Men & Women, Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Unisex Crewneck, Sarcastic Gag Gift Shirt

Life Happens Blowjobs Help T-Shirt - Funny Adult Humor Tee Men & Women, Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Unisex Crewneck, Sarcastic Gag Gift Shirt

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Inject a dose of bold humor into your wardrobe with the Life Happens Blowjobs Help T-Shirt. Designed for those who appreciate witty adult humor, this sarcastic graphic tee is a perfect conversation starter. Crafted using the premium Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton fabric, it offers a classic fit and exceptional comfort. Whether youโ€™re heading to a party, hanging out with friends, or looking for a hilarious gag gift, this unisex crewneck delivers style with an edge. This funny adult tee is made from 100% heavyweight cotton for maximum durability and everyday wear. The double-needle collar, sleeves, and bottom hem ensure long-lasting quality, while the taped neck and shoulders enhance fit and comfort. Ideal for both men and women, this graphic shirt is perfect for gifting, casual outings, or adding cheeky charm to your collection. Add a little laughter to your day with this bold and edgy wardrobe essential.ย 

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๐—•๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—น๐˜ ๐—›๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป: Features a funny โ€œLife Happens Blowjobs Helpโ€ graphic โ€“ a bold adult humor tee perfect for parties, gag gifts, or anyone who loves edgy, sarcastic apparel.ย 
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐˜†๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—–๐—ผ๐˜๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜: Crafted from 100% Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton, this funny t-shirt offers unmatched durability and comfort for all-day, everyday wear.ย 
๐—จ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜… ๐—–๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—™๐—ถ๐˜: Designed with a relaxed, classic fit, this unisex crewneck tee suits both men and women, making it a versatile gift or wardrobe staple.ย 
๐——๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem adds long-lasting durability to this graphic humor shirt โ€“ perfect for frequent wear.ย 
๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—š๐—ฎ๐—ด ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ณ๐˜ ๐—œ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ: A hilarious gift for adults with a sense of humor! Ideal for birthdays, parties, bachelor events, or just to lighten the mood with cheeky fun.


Size guide



ย  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


ย  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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